The Creation of Carrots

     "Everyone, please take out your health books and turn to page 128," said Mr. Orange.
     "Why are we doing health right now, it's supposed to be math time?" asked Billie.
     "We are going to learn about fingers today, it's a long lesson," exclaimed Mr. Orange. So everyone, including Billie, took out their health books and turned to page 128, like Mr. Orange had said to do. When they finish the chapter about fingers, Billie's pinkie started to ache.
     "That's weird," Billie thought and forgot about the pain in his pinkie. School was finally over after a long day of learning. Billie decided he was going to ask Blake, his best friend, if he could go to his house. Blake told Billie that Billie could come to his house and even stay over night if he wanted to. So Billie went to Blake's house, he planned on staying overnight. As the day progressed and it started to get darker, Billie's pinkie started hurting like crazy! He told Blake that he wanted to go home because he didn't feel good. So Blake's mom took Billie home.
     When Billie got inside his house he yelled, "Mom, my pinkie has been hurting all day!"
     Billie's mom responded, "Maybe your just exhausted, go to bed and see if it still hurts in the morning, I will bring you to the doctor if it does."
     So Billie went upstairs, got in bed, and fell asleep. When he woke up in the morning his pinkie still hurt like crazy, so his mom took him to the doctor. When he arrived at the doctor's office, the doctor asked him what was the matter. He explained to the doctor how his pinkie hurt. So the doctor started inspecting his pinkie.
     "It seems to me that you have orangeophobia, the turning orange of your fingers," explained the doctor. "I'm going to have to chop your pinkie off, so the orange keeps from spreading."
     Billie didn't know what to think of that, he wanted to get out of this prison. The doctor called for the nurse. Billie decided to park himself there and wait to see what would happen to him. When the nurse arrived she had a pair of scissors, rubber gloves, a needle, and a ton of bandages. Billie decided to get it over with. The nurse put a shot in Billie's arm and he was knocked out cold. Then the nurse cut his pinkie off of his right hand. When Billie woke up his finger was gone and the nurse told him that his pinkie had just invented something new, carrots. From that day on the doctor made sure all his patients with finger problems didn't have an orange, crunchy, solidified, teeth breaking, tasteless, choking, healthy, vegetable growing on them.